"Hmm, Evelyn, I am happy to see that we we nest perfectly. You're hired, you start tonight!" Hello!
I am delighted to inaugurate a new section that I call the HR interview.
You're a blogger, an American star on the back in search of a reputation in France, a people, a manufacturer of t-shirts for midgets, a former Eva Longoria, which released a book ... Briefly, you have a cam for sale and you'd like to find a small media platform ...
Well, this item is yours! It
Mr. Odo-Hugues De Lattre de La Motte-Piquet, Managing Partner of the firm of headhunters "scrapings and Partners" , well established in this business on the Paris market, which boasts an annual and perpetual growth to 3 digits (and, since the firm of Louis XV of the Republic), and working for the largest companies in the CAC, we are honored to host this topic.
He will be happy to receive you in his sublime office loft-shaped hilly driving range, with an area stunning is a beautiful representation of the extent of its success.
Located on the top floor of the tower Areva (it has the highest, relative to its competitors) the office of this top-notch contractor, who left little or nothing (he is the nephew of his uncle, which shall remain nameless but which has great responsibilities in the arcana of state), is nicely decorated with a green plant with artificial Casto. Josie, his assistant takes care of the water (the plant, not Eudes-Hughes) every day (except on weekends, a small pipette installed by the latter serves as a "perf" in the said plant plastic).
Between business meetings with Abercrombie and Fitch, Moody's , and Standard and Poor's , this multi-talented leader does not hesitate to swing the club in the prestigious golf club open Yvelines with Evelyn, his youngest assistant (responsible for care of his shoes with tassels). Activity which takes almost all his time (it's important to maintain the network in this business)
Also, the first winner who has the honor of being received by Mr Hugues De Lattre-Eudes of Motte Piquette now realizes perhaps not the extent of his luck.
The headhunter was able to liberate, e etween two holes, to conduct an interview with me how "scrapings and Partners" and join me in this project.
Our guest is ... great Ingliche Titcheur !
Action.
- Hello. Sit down, madame, do you want a coffee, a glass of our water fountain? warm water, cold water? You do not have too much trouble finding our offices?
we Ah vous Navy? We madamise same? Ok, let's go dear .... Yes I found easily: thanks to my precious I was able to geotag in no time. I am willing guava juice please (at room temperature, otherwise I digest it). Thank you, you are very urban.
- So .... good. I found on your resume that you were, mmmmmh a woman. Your presence and your outfit I confirm this intuition. I'll ask you the traditional opening question: Do you have children? What do you do with your uterus during the next 5 years? Why? How do you assume your desire to reproduce, when it comes to reconcile with a serious career?
Your deduction skills and analysis impresses me ... You will be pleased: not only am I but I have a nulliparous uterus capricious, who stubbornly rejects any embryo trying to squat (I think he did an internship at Hortefeu ...). My desire to reproduce is fully satisfied so a good session, copier quality that I wish to highlight in this interview (I'm super good photocopies, I have a Master of handouts and a PhD in toner, ask my students if they are not my beautiful polys!).
- You're here to tell me about your experience blogosphere. What do you say beautiful your blog?
My blog is my darling love decompression valve. Do you hear, I'm in ingliche titcheur of PTA and is not every day easier to manage. Add to this that I am a thirty married but nulliparous and you get a cocktail: basically something between "The Nursery" and "Special Envoy" crossed with "SAV emissions. In short, I combine subtle humor fresco and the everyday, in my humble scale, certainly, but I like to think I'm good to my neighbor.
-If you were an animal, how you would you call? Discuss.
Gastroenteritis I call myself well, but I'm sure my teachers call me twine or Patapon. Yes because I am a cat, mind you. Because cats spend three quarters of their time sleeping on the radiators or being petted (2 of my favorite activities). Gastroenteritis Why? Because it is the year of the G and the gastrointestinal and I are very girlfriends winter. Georgette or otherwise. Yes, I like Georgette too.
- tit for tat ... especially do not think too much (it is a psychological technique very extensive and effective use in South American prisons, our firm has had the idea of adapting to the world of HR, to define your overall personality, your ability to succeed, your resistance to failure and motivation): Rather
Beverly Hills or Vif Hartley Hearts?
Completely Hartley Hearts Vivid! They had real problems, they!
- Knowing that Michel Drucker is the main shareholder of the firm of headhunters, could you tell me honestly what you think of Michel Drucker? Is it enough presence on television, or would you like to see a little more?
I think we do not see enough on Sunday. It should also make a "Vivement Dimanche" with himself as a guest. I will register.
- Are you a feminist? How often?
I'm very feminist (ask Tendrépoux). I do wash my plate the night to give my husband a chance to express gender in our relationship. I offer costumes surgeon to my niece for Christmas 4 years (at Instead of costumes princess). I try to explain to my students that a girl who puts on lipstick and a skirt is not necessarily a "teu-pu." Oh, and above all I threw my old "It" and I read de Beauvoir.
- What do you do while your kids / pets / lovers finally sleep? Move forward in your work, or engage in hobbies? Who?
Having neither animals nor children, the hobby to which I devote myself well requires that my husband is awake. Very awake.
- Could you, in 2 or 3 lines, give me your views, your analysis, and finally your specific recommendations for improvement regarding the misery in the world, violence against men, war, extinction of animal species like the dodo, pollution and unemployment and serious illness?
I am fiercely against poverty, war, extinction of animal species, pollution, unemployment and serious illness. And I am also against death, which is brave enough to be noticed, it seems. Personally, I advocate simple solutions to eradicate these evils: model take on our friends who Bears do not know all these horrors. It seems to me that with a little more rainbows rainbows and hearts, the world would be a little less sad. But this is only my humble analysis of citizenship.
- How do you see yourself in 20 years?
I'm nearsighted, I can not see that far.
- 3 3 qualities defects?
Come on, I did "maintenance" I have faults of my qualities. I am impatient (so I like when things go fast), I'm a perfectionist (So I like when things are done well) and I'm idealistic (and therefore I believe we can do things quickly and well). Okay?
- Everyone has weaknesses. Yourself, you have hidden defects that could make me regret to have you hired? Itemize.
I have a sock with holes but other than that I do not see any "latent defects" you mean. My third arm? Very handy to scratch his back. My evil twin sister? I locked in a cage in my basement 2 years ago, she never did kill hedgehogs (its fad demonic).
- sell me this pen. And then your blog.
The Bic pen is a marvel of ergonomics: the sweetness of its plastic appeal to the most delicate skin and fine lines will allow you a firm grip of this magnificent object. Enjoy your music from the ball on the paper! Marvel at the blue swirls of ink that caress the paper! The Bic pen will please aesthetes and satisfy the most demanding! My blog is a marvel of literature: the author's humor is matched only by the extravagance of his prose, which neither acid nor cloying, is Fly to each line. Enjoy the latest adventures of Tendrépoux Titcheur and the wonderful world of the PMA! Follow the vibrations of a Titcheur in PTA! Pant before the suspenseful episodes from the life of Jean-Kevin! Titcheur blog, a blog that is so cool.
- Thanks. We call you back. You can reach Ms. Josie, our assistant who will be happy to escort you.
It is I who thank you! I'll finally have the privilege of meeting with your assistant, both of which I was praised.
If you want, you also be interviewed on my blog, send me a letter motivated. I will convey to Eudes-Hughes.
It is at the moment, doing analysis of the results of the interview by Titcheur graphologist astrologer who also serves as a pillar in the bar of the Esplanade de la Defense.
(Note: To go see the video "The Keys to Success-keys of success," Chris Esquerre)
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